It's been that kind of day...

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The kind of day where your dog craps all over the basement.

The kind of day where the dinner takes an extra 45 minutes to get to the table and by the time it's actually done, your kids are full of grapes and water and want no part of all your hard work.

The kind of day where you needed eight arms, but instead find a GINORMOUS freaking spider whilst cleaning dog poo off your basement carpet (and there is no one else home to kill it for you).

The kind of day that finds you spilling the poop water on the clean carpet while trying to carefully carry it to the toilet to dispose of.

The kind of day that you can't help but laugh at all the crap. And thank goodness because if you didn't, then you'd really have troubles. The sunshine felt so good this afternoon walking out of the school to my car. The sleepy boy snuggles and goodnight kisses were extra great. And my bed, when I finally get there is going to absolutely kick ass.

And to top it all off, I might have actually taught some junior high level math today. I KNOW!! Someone needs to tell Miss G that all her hard work paid off! Here is your skill testing question:

6.4 + 120 x 1.25 = _______ (don't forget your order of operations!)


Awesome. Now all I need is a hair cut to get rid of this mullet.